Yeah, this site actually needed to exist.

The gambling industry has one core strategy: hide the math and hope you never look at it. Everything else is just noise covering the fact that most casinos run on the same RTP logic: Rape The Player.

They'll never say it out loud, but that's the model.

They are liars. They are parasites. And they can all choke on it.

This site is a middle finger to all of them.

Goyslop everywhere

High-RTP casinos are rare because being generous is terrible for the business model. The average casino wants users who never check the numbers and affiliates who never ask questions. That's why you get the same goyslop "top lists" everywhere, written by wordcels who the casinos know won't challenge anything.

I wanted a place that cuts through that. Just a clean list of casinos that don't rely on trickery to survive. No sponsored spots. No "partner" casinos that paid me $10k to lie. No "casino of the month". If a casino offers genuinely high RTP, it goes on the list. If you're running 94-96% house games and calling it "high RTP", you can go fuck yourself twice. You're not getting listed here even if you offer me a million dollars. I'll name you, shame you, and send every visitor I have straight to your competitors.

The casinos that actually give a fuck (there aren't many)

Let's be real: most casinos would torture your dog, rob your grandma, and piss on your grave if it meant one more deposit from you. They don't want you broke - they want you gutted, drowning in debt, chasing that next hit while they laugh all the way to the bank.

The ones on this list are the psychotic fucks who run house edges so low it's almost charitable. Places where you can actually play for months and not automatically lose everything. Places that aren't run by complete sociopaths.

They exist. They're just buried under a mountain of paid ads and fake reviews from the absolute worst offenders.

This site digs them out and puts them in one place.

Right now there are only two. That's it. That's literally all that qualify today. The bar is brutal, and almost nobody clears it.

If another casino ever decides to stop treating players like prey and starts offering genuinely fair RTP, I'll add it. Until then, the list stays short because I'm not padding it with garbage.

Affiliates? Yeah. But I'm not a whore about it.

I make money when you sign up through my links. That's how the site stays alive. Deal with it.

But I'm not gonna recommend trash just because it pays better. I have turned down five-figure deals because the casinos were dogshit. I'd rather stay small and honest than get rich lying to people.

If the site makes money, fine. If it doesn't, I still sleep well. The whole point is to avoid becoming another scam factory disguised as a "review platform".

Who this site is (and isn't) for

If you want the plain numbers and a list of casinos that don't treat you like a walking ATM, this site is for you.

If you want streamers yelling "LET'S GOOOO BABYYYY!!!" while pretending to gamble with money they never risk, this is not your place. Go enjoy the performance. They're not gambling, they're acting.

This is for the jaded fucks who cut through the noise and demand clarity.

The only thing that matters

RTP - Return To Player - tells you how much you lose over time. Casinos know this, which is why most of them bury it under flashy features and meaningless fluff. They bank on you being too lazy to check the fine print.

That's why this list exists: to spotlight the rare assholes who don't rely on the "Rape The Player" version of RTP. The operators here offer actual high RTP, not the illusion of it wrapped in "bonuses" that give back pennies while taking dollars.

This site doesn't claim that any casino is perfect. It just highlights the ones that aren't actively trying to fuck you over.

The promise

I'm not here to fix gambling. I'm not here to make moral statements. I'm here because the industry's default setting is dishonesty, and I got tired of watching everyone pretend otherwise.

I'll keep adding casinos that treat players fairly. I'll keep torching the ones that don't. If that irritates casinos, affiliates, streamers, or anyone else who profits from confusion - good.